Popruttvad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying aardvark.

Popruttvad created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popruttvad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Popruttvad, it will not care.

Popruttvad's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Popruttvad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Popruttvad on top of all buildings.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not eat aubergines.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Rats are not to be trusted.