Looptikjad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, annoying crocodile.

Looptikjad created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Looptikjad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Looptikjad, he will send minions to preach to you.

Looptikjad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Looptikjad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white aardvarks for they are unholy.

2. Do not hurt manatees.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always help voles.

5. Always take life seriously.