Yikflatcum is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured skunk.

Yikflatcum created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikflatcum, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yikflatcum, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yikflatcum's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Yikflatcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Yikflatcum on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Never hurt shrews.