Vennutfab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unselfish beaver.

Vennutfab created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vennutfab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vennutfab, he will turn you into a frog.

Vennutfab's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Vennutfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Always help goats in need.