Wadbepgep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, fussy gerbil.

Wadbepgep created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadbepgep, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wadbepgep, he will send you a sign.

Wadbepgep's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Wadbepgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of ants.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Put Wadbepgep first in all things.