Listbusvig is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, kind wyrm.

Listbusvig created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listbusvig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Listbusvig, she will send minions to preach to you.

Listbusvig's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Listbusvig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three tin sculptures of Listbusvig on top of important buildings.

2. Do not eat figs.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Fast once a month.

5. You must pray to Listbusvig seven times a day.