Larnnulflag Flatortcat is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, annoying monkey.

Larnnulflag Flatortcat created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnnulflag Flatortcat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Larnnulflag Flatortcat, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Larnnulflag Flatortcat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Larnnulflag Flatortcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. You must love Larnnulflag Flatortcat.

3. Always obey Larnnulflag Flatortcat's priests.

4. Hide from indigo manatees for they are unholy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Larnnulflag Flatortcat.