Vedtalpid Teenstafbom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy dolphin.

Vedtalpid Teenstafbom created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedtalpid Teenstafbom, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vedtalpid Teenstafbom, it will not care at all.

Vedtalpid Teenstafbom's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Vedtalpid Teenstafbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Always help goats in need.

4. Vedtalpid Teenstafbom loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Retreat if seven capybaras approach from the west.