Dusslarpflab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unfair meerkat.

Dusslarpflab created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusslarpflab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dusslarpflab, it will be very unhappy.

Dusslarpflab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dusslarpflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not eat beans.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always pray immersed in water.