Fudtantarg is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-powerful mongoose.

Fudtantarg created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudtantarg, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fudtantarg, it will make you grow a tail.

Fudtantarg's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fudtantarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Fudtantarg loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.