Largtarquim Nibsakcimpodgil is a god.

She takes the form of a small, sage parrot.

Largtarquim Nibsakcimpodgil created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largtarquim Nibsakcimpodgil, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Largtarquim Nibsakcimpodgil, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Largtarquim Nibsakcimpodgil's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Largtarquim Nibsakcimpodgil's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.