Naksisveen is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, merciless zebra.

Naksisveen created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Naksisveen, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Naksisveen, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Naksisveen's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Naksisveen's Holy Commandments

1. Naksisveen must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Erect five platinum sculptures of Naksisveen on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not make images of living things.