Honkipnut is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, effective fairy.

Honkipnut created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honkipnut, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Honkipnut, she will not care.

Honkipnut's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Honkipnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never eat nuts.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Always pray immersed in water.