Basskapcep is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, thoughtless whale.

Basskapcep created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Basskapcep, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Basskapcep, it will be very unhappy.

Basskapcep's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Basskapcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys in need.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.