Febtadhaskik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, moody jaguar.

Febtadhaskik created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febtadhaskik, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Febtadhaskik, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Febtadhaskik's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Febtadhaskik's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are not to be trusted.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Febtadhaskik loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Put Febtadhaskik first in all things.