Hitsaknib is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, calm frog.

Hitsaknib created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitsaknib, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hitsaknib, it will think nothing of it.

Hitsaknib's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Hitsaknib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not hurt geese.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

5. Always obey Hitsaknib's priests.