Hatsug is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, egotistical goblin.

Hatsug created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Hatsug, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hatsug, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hatsug's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Hatsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always help sick birds.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.