Fasfasneg is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, pitiless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fasfasneg created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasfasneg, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fasfasneg, she will be very sad.

Fasfasneg's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fasfasneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Doves are not to be trusted.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not make images of living things.