Metfubbisscudxucktin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent porpoise.

Metfubbisscudxucktin created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Metfubbisscudxucktin, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Metfubbisscudxucktin, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Metfubbisscudxucktin's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Metfubbisscudxucktin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Metfubbisscudxucktin nine times a day.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never paint your hands gray.