Hugortbinbadstikcim is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil cow.

Hugortbinbadstikcim created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugortbinbadstikcim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hugortbinbadstikcim, he will refuse to believe in you.

Hugortbinbadstikcim's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Hugortbinbadstikcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill seals.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Always help capybaras in need.

5. Never mention goats.