Wegnigxen is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, caring rhinoceros.

Wegnigxen created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegnigxen, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wegnigxen, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Wegnigxen's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Wegnigxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

5. Never look at black holes.