Limgutratbass is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish zebra.

Limgutratbass created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limgutratbass, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Limgutratbass, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Limgutratbass' most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Limgutratbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Limgutratbass' name in vain.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Limgutratbass.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not stand on grass.