Flagquafwon is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, effective
squid.
Flagquafwon created a down quark three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Flagquafwon, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Flagquafwon, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Flagquafwon's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Flagquafwon's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.