Flagquafwon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, effective squid.

Flagquafwon created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagquafwon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flagquafwon, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Flagquafwon's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Flagquafwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.