Cibhencid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional spider.

Cibhencid created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cibhencid, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cibhencid, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cibhencid's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Cibhencid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Always help swans.

3. Always help snails in need.

4. Never feed carrots to capybaras while wearing orange dresses.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.