Sogsawhomdudstantamxen is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic squid.

Sogsawhomdudstantamxen created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Sogsawhomdudstantamxen, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sogsawhomdudstantamxen, she will think nothing of it.

Sogsawhomdudstantamxen's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Sogsawhomdudstantamxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about snakes.

3. Sogsawhomdudstantamxen loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never hurt dolphins.