Nadgilnill Donladjonbus is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciful hyena.

Nadgilnill Donladjonbus created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadgilnill Donladjonbus, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nadgilnill Donladjonbus, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Nadgilnill Donladjonbus' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Nadgilnill Donladjonbus' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black great tits, for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nadgilnill Donladjonbus.

3. Never skip near shrews.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always wear pink.