Nullsomrut is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, awe-inspiring dolphin.

Nullsomrut created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullsomrut, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nullsomrut, he will come to you in dreams.

Nullsomrut's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nullsomrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black rings.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.