Cidmilkon is a god.

It takes the form of a small, awesome unicorn.

Cidmilkon created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidmilkon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cidmilkon, it will try to impress you with trees.

Cidmilkon's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cidmilkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cidmilkon.