Rutt is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying scorpion.

Rutt created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutt, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rutt, it will come to you in dreams.

Rutt's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Rutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.