Tigtadvab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient chicken.

Tigtadvab created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigtadvab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tigtadvab, she will turn you into a plant.

Tigtadvab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Tigtadvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tigtadvab.
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