Tigtadvab is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient
chicken.
Tigtadvab created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tigtadvab, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Tigtadvab, she will turn you into a plant.
Tigtadvab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Tigtadvab's Holy Commandments1. Always wear red.
2. Tapirs are not to be trusted.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Tigtadvab.