Stanbogmidkimdandub is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish jackal.

Stanbogmidkimdandub created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanbogmidkimdandub, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stanbogmidkimdandub, she will be very unhappy.

Stanbogmidkimdandub's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Stanbogmidkimdandub's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not speak about figs.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.