Liggonflighonspagsog is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, wise grasshopper.

Liggonflighonspagsog created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Liggonflighonspagsog, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Liggonflighonspagsog, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Liggonflighonspagsog's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Liggonflighonspagsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Put Liggonflighonspagsog first in all things.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Run away if nine rats approach from the west.