Stiklargdum is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, fast cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Stiklargdum created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Stiklargdum, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stiklargdum, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Stiklargdum's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Stiklargdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Stiklargdum on top of all buildings.

3. Never bounce in the presence of voles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Pray towards the north.