Zenfitbusladtin is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, caring dragonfly.

Zenfitbusladtin created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenfitbusladtin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zenfitbusladtin, it will turn you into a slug.

Zenfitbusladtin's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Zenfitbusladtin's Holy Commandments

1. Zenfitbusladtin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.