Cussgonciss is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unthoughtful mink.

Cussgonciss created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussgonciss, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cussgonciss, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cussgonciss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Cussgonciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Never pour water over plants.