Nabflabcat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring guinea pig.

Nabflabcat created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabflabcat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nabflabcat, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nabflabcat's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Nabflabcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Hide from orange shrews for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.
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