Wigkarhivcum is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, vain ant.

Wigkarhivcum created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigkarhivcum, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wigkarhivcum, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wigkarhivcum's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Wigkarhivcum's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wigkarhivcum.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always obey Wigkarhivcum's priests.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Do not cook food in pots.