Dusslatbug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, moody camel.

Dusslatbug created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dusslatbug, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dusslatbug, she will turn you into a goat.

Dusslatbug's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Dusslatbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near frogs.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dusslatbug.