Yakkadmis Gigjamrig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, awesome gerbil.

Yakkadmis Gigjamrig created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakkadmis Gigjamrig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yakkadmis Gigjamrig, it will send you a sign.

Yakkadmis Gigjamrig's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Yakkadmis Gigjamrig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three otters approach from the east.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yakkadmis Gigjamrig.

4. Worship no other gods but Yakkadmis Gigjamrig.

5. You must never eat corn.