Fumdapxin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless dolphin.

Fumdapxin created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumdapxin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fumdapxin, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fumdapxin's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fumdapxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think ill of sick snakes.

5. Always help sick doves.