Dud is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, generous dog.

Dud created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dud, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dud, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dud's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dud's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four foxes approach from the north.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never sing in holy places.