Dapfasrul is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful goat.

Dapfasrul created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapfasrul, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dapfasrul, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dapfasrul's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dapfasrul's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dapfasrul.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Hide from cyan voles for they are unholy.