Butkopsughap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered porpoise.

Butkopsughap created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Butkopsughap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Butkopsughap, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Butkopsughap's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Butkopsughap's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Erect eight iron sculptures of Butkopsughap on top of important buildings.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not hurt foxes.