Cenfutsug is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unthinking mouse.

Cenfutsug created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenfutsug, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cenfutsug, she will be very unhappy.

Cenfutsug's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cenfutsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Put Cenfutsug first in all things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.