Rilpan is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless cobra.

Rilpan created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilpan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rilpan, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Rilpan's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Rilpan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Worship no other gods but Rilpan.

3. Rilpan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray immersed in water.