Pomrawzig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, happy wren.

Pomrawzig created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomrawzig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pomrawzig, she will turn you into a mole.

Pomrawzig's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Pomrawzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never feed wheat to bats while wearing magenta tights.