Gambit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful wasp.

Gambit created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gambit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gambit, she will turn you into a dog.

Gambit's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Gambit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about otters.