Arfvansad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful fish.

Arfvansad created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Arfvansad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Arfvansad, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Arfvansad's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Arfvansad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Arfvansad four times a day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.