Lanbidxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable hummingbird.

Lanbidxuc created light two years ago.

If you believe in Lanbidxuc, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lanbidxuc, it will come to you in dreams.

Lanbidxuc's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Lanbidxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Never sit in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.