Riprennil is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable dingo.

Riprennil created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Riprennil, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Riprennil, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Riprennil's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Riprennil's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never run in the presence of mites.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.